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TWIMC I Can Still Be Your Father Figure

September 2, 2007 in Bryan Kocis The Thing by Bryan-Kocis-The-Thing

To Whom It May Concern: I Can STILL Be Your Father Figure

Love, Kocis Head

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Thats all I wanted, something special,
Something sacred in your eyes,
For just one moment, to be bold and naked
At your side

Sometimes I think that youll never understand me
Maybe this time is forever, say it cant be

Thats all you wanted, something special,
Someone sacred in your life
Just for one moment, to be warm and naked
At my side

Sometimes I think that youll never understand me
But something tells me together, wed be happy

I will be your father figure (oh baby)
Put your tiny hand in mine (Id love to)
I will be your preacher teacher (be your daddy)
Anything you have in mind (it would make me)
I will be your father figure (very happy)
I have had enough of crime (please let me)
I will be the one who loves you
Until the end of time

Thats all I wanted
But sometimes love can be mistaken for a crime
Thats all I wanted just to see my babys blue eyes shine
This time I think that my lover understands me
If we have faith in each other
Then we can be strong

I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hand in mine
I will be your preacher teacher
Anything you have in mind
I will be your father figure
I have had enough of crime
I will be the one who loves you
Until the end of time

If you are the desert, Ill be the sea
If you ever hunger – hunger for me
Whatever you ask for, thats what Ill be

So when you remember the ones who have lied
Who said that they cared
But then laughed as you cried
Beautiful darling, dont think of me

Because all I ever wanted
Its in your eyes baby, baby
And love cant lie, no…
(greet me with the eyes of a child)
My love is always telling me so
(heaven is a kiss and a smile)
Just hold on, hold on
I wont let you go, my baby

I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hand in mine
I will be your preacher teacher
Anything you have in mind
I will be your father figure
I have had enough of crime
So I am gonna love you
Until the end of time
I will be your father
I will be your preacher
Ill be your daddy
I will be the one who loves you
Until the end of time
Father Figure

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Giant Webbing traced to Severed Head of Bryan Kocis

September 2, 2007 in Bryan Kocis The Thing by Bryan-Kocis-The-Thing

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Scientists have conclusive linked
giant webbing found over the weekend in a Texas Park to
the eight legged severed head of Bryan "The
Thing" Kocis.

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[i]WILLS POINT — The staff at Lake
Tawakoni State Park is jokingly calling this weekend
Spiderfest … But after the flurry of attention the park
received from as far away as England and Australia for
the massive spider web that was discovered there,
Spidermania may be more like it.[/i]. href="http://www.star-telegram.com/228/story/220135.html">Star-Telegram

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As faithful readers of The Bitchless
Blog know, back in July, Luzerne County Officials
discovered that Bryan Charles Kocis was [b]The Thing[/b]
when the severed head of Bryan Charles Kocis sprouted
eight legs, flew to San Franscisco and proceeded to
rampage its way through the smorgasboard of assorted
tasty gay pornstars and male strippers located in that
city.

Obviously, the Eight Legged Severed Head of Bryan Kocis
somehow made its way from San Diego (where it was last
seen) to Texas.

[i]Yeah, when we discovered that eight 15
year old boys had been snared in this stuff, we concluded
that the giant webbing had to be the work of the Eight
Legged Severed Head of Bryan Kocis. I mean, what else but
the Eight Legged Severed Head of Bryan Kocis could spin
webbing custom designed to snare 15 year old boys?[/i]
Scientist Dave Fredericks.

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While the Eight Legged Severed Head of Bryan Kocis
has so far eaten out 15 gay pornstars and endangered the
lives of about 25 15 year boys who were severely
dehydrated after they had spent about 8 days in the
giant webbing, Luzerne County Officials are refusing to
call for military help to kill The Severed Head of Bryan
Kocis or to join Texas Officials in issuing a nationwide
alert to the public.

[i]The Eight Legged Severed Head
of Bryan Kocis is An Executive engaged in a [b]Legal
Business[/b]. We will prosecute any and everybody who: (
a ) attempts to harm the Eight Legged Severed Head of
Bryan Kocis; or ( b ) attempts to in any way interfere
with The Eight Legged Severed Head of Bryan Kocis snaring
boys to perform in gay bareback videos.[/i] Luzerne County PA

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Dedication from Kocis Head to That Special Someone

August 9, 2007 in Bryan Kocis The Thing by Bryan-Kocis-The-Thing


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We received a request from Kocis Head to dedicate this song to That Special Someone.

I wonder who “That Special Someone” could be? Kocis Head didn’t specify.

btw, we hear that the Preliminary Hearing is being held up because Kocis Head refuses to return to Luzerne County after his rampage across the the Gay Adult Video Industry in San Franciso.

Never Gonna Give You Up
Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see

(* repeat)

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

(* repeat 3 times) http://www.lyricsfreak.com/r/rick+astley/n…p_20116173.html

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SHOCKING: Bryan Charles Kocis is THE THING!

July 28, 2007 in Bryan Kocis The Thing by Bryan-Kocis-The-Thing

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EXCLUSIVE. Shocking Absoutely Shocking News out of Luzerne County.

As we reported previously, Bryan Kocis’ severed head was being kept alive in Luzerne County Hospital with the hope that it would testify on behalf of The Defense in the murder trial of Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes.

Well, I think we can all forget about Kocis Head testifying at anybody’s trial …

Two doctors and a nurse are dead in Luzerne County Hospital after Kocis Head sprouted six legs and devoured them.

Bryan Kocis is The Thing.

That Thang everyone thought was Bryan Kocis is actually A Killer Organism from Space that can devour and mimic any living creature on earth.

Our sources on The West Coast have informed us that Six Legged Killer Kocis Head has already made its way to San Francisco and is terrorizing the Gay Adult Video Industry concentrated in that town.

Yeah, I saw Kocis Head eat out Jason Crew then, I heard it ask some guy how to get to Sean Lockhart’s House. It was some scary shit, man. Innocent By-stander in San Diego.



Our Prayers go out to the family of Poor Jason Crew, yet another victim of [b]The Thing[/b]

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Newsflash: Bryan Kocis’ Head is STILL ALIVE

July 25, 2007 in Bryan Kocis The Thing by Bryan-Kocis-The-Thing

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EXCLUSIVE.

The Bitchless Blog has just received startling information that Bryan Charles Kocis’ Head is STILL ALIVE and, it is looking like KOCIS HEAD will testify at the murder trials for Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes for the defense.

After a Luzerne County Assistant Attorney publicly disclosed that Bryan Kocis was decapitated on or about January 24, 2007, The Bitchless Blog did some undercover investigative work with KNOWN VOLUNTEER firemen in Luzerne County. One young volunteer fireman with a shinny new video camera ADMITTED that he found Bryan Kocis’ Head still alive and moaning when the volunteer firemen arrived at Bryan Kocis burning house. The Young Volunteer Fireman said he packed Kocis Head in ice and rushed it to the Luzerne County hospital where Kocis Head was put on life support. Kocis Head remained in a coma until last Monday, therefore, Kocis Head wasn’t able to help investigators discover the REAL ATTACKER in the Bryan Kocis Scandal.

Yeah, Kocis Head was definitely still alive. Kocis Head asked me if I ever wanted to do gay bareback videos and it tried to lick my ass when I turned and bent over to pick up my ax. I was gonna smash it with with a shovel but, my boss said I had to take Kocis Head to the Hospital Un-named Volunteer Luzerne County Fireman.

Early Monday Morning, Defense Attorneys were able to speak to KOCIS HEAD and they have confirmed that Kocis Head WILL testify that Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes were never in his house and did not SEVER him from his body.

The simple fact that Kocis Head is still alive and trying to lick volunteer firemen booty should be enough in itself to get all charges against Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes dismissed Attorney for Joseph Kerekes.

The Bitchless Blog will of course have more news on this Bombshell as it become available. Currently, Kocis Head is said to be mumbling something about Dale Evans taking the knife away from Roy Rogers. We have no idea what THAT means.

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