Diverting Bryan The Thing Kocis

May 4, 2008 in Bryan Kocis The Thing by Bryan-Kocis-The-Thing

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AT MOST, I would say a party has 30 days to answer a lawsuit. If the party does not answer the lawsuit in 30 days, the prosecuting party can then petition for an entry of default. So,

Why did it take until NOW for Bryan Kocis’ Estate to move for an entry of default against Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes? It seems to me that that lawsuit by Bryan Kocis’ Estate was filed far more than 30 days ago.

There seems to be a very heightened amount of attention suddenly on The Luzerne County Court of Common Pleas and Current President Judge Mark Ciavarella and Former President Judge Michael Conahan.

Also, the stage is now set for The Bryan Kocis Scandal to go before Judges outside of The Luzerne County Court of Common Pleas. Harlow Cuadra has an appeal that will have him before a Pennsylania State Court and, Joseph Kerekes is now free to file a Writ of Habeas Corpus with Federal Court. Joseph Kerekes had to first file a writ of habeas corpus with Luzerne County and get that writ denied BEFORE he could petition a Federal Judge with a Writ of Habeas Corpus in Federal Court.

Is the shit about to hit the fan for The Luzerne County Court of Common Pleas? Was the default judgment obtained by Bryan Kocis’ Estate the last dying breath of the current regime in The Luzerne County Court of Common Pleas?

We shall see.

It seems “highly unlikely” to me that any appeals court would allow a death penalty murder trial to PROCEED TO CONCLUSION when there is an appeal before the court on the defendant’s constitutional right to legal counsel.

there is no way in hell the order removing Fannick WON’T be reversed because the order removing Fannick REDEFINED the criteria for an implied attorney/client relationship. When the criteria for an implied attorney client relationship IS redefined for the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, it sure as fucking hell won’t be redefined by a judge in the fucking Luzerne County Court of Common Pleas – a Court System which a state judicial official has already described as DYSFUNCTIONAL. And, a Court System which is under a FEDERAL PROBE, according to one of its Judges (Ann Lokuta).

You Can Only Hope to Divert Bryan Kocis

One of the more SUSPECT things to me in the whole Bryan Kocis Murder Scandal is: “How The Fuck Did Sean Lockhart and Grant Roy manage to NOT get Bryan Kocis’ federal lawsuit against them dismissed?”

When you look through the docket sheet for The Bryan Kocis / Cobra Video lawsuit against Sean Lockhart et. al. in San Diego, you can see that the lawsuit proceeded like it was ANY OTHER LAWSUIT.

Now, it may seem NORMAL to people who arent’ familiar with litigation in federal court that Bryan Kocis’ lawsuit proceeded like any other lawsuit but, believe me, it is FAR FROM NORMAL for a lawsuit filed in Federal Court by a Child Molester / Pornographer to PROCEED LIKE ANY NORMAL LAWSUIT.

Federal Judges don’t entertain lawsuits filed by Child Molesters / Gay Pornographers!

The only way I can see that Bryan Kocis’ lawsuit in San Diego could have proceeded like any normal lawsuit was if Sean Lockhart, Grant Roy and their attorney some how failed to inform the Federal Judge of exactly who and what Bryan Kocis was.

I think that any experienced litigator who looks at Bryan Kocis’ lawsuit in Federal Court in San Diego will wonder, as I do, how that case could have proceeded to a settlement. Because, in general, when a Child Molester / Gay Pornographer files a lawsuit in Federal Court, you can COUNT THE SECONDS it takes for a Federal Judge to dismiss the lawsuit.

Settlement of Bryan Kocis’ Federal Lawsuit Number One Alibi for Brent Corrigan

As should be obvious, the Number One Reason some people are claiming that Sean Lockhart and Grant Roy had no motive to want Bryan Kocis dead IS because Lockhart and Roy had “allegedly” settled the lawsuit Bryan Kocis filed against them in Federal Court in San Diego. AGAIN,

The very fact that Bryan Kocis’ lawsuit in federal court in San Diego EVER GOT to the settlement stage is, to say the least, SUSPECT. A Child Molester / Gay Pornographer sues you in Federal Court and you some how are forced to SETTLE the lawsuit? THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT? Maybe, “the other defendant” to Bryan Kocis lawsuit was working against asking the Federal Judge to dismiss Kocis’ lawsuit.

There Was Clearly No Way To STOP Bryan Kocis

Some time around 2004/2005, Bryan Kocis issued a national press release to the Gay Adult Video Industry and to any news media that would carry his Press Release announcing that he had responded to Sean Lockhart’s claims against Cobra Video by suing Sean Lockhart in The Luzerne County Court of Common Pleas. Kocis claimed that Sean Lockhart was required to appear at the Luzerne County Court House for a deposition. Kocis had never filed any lawsuit against Lockhart.

If you look at the Press Release issued by Bryan Kocis in re his ALLEGED lawsuit against Sean Lockhart, you will see that it had the exact same tone and language as The Press Release from Bryan Kocis’ Estate over its default judgment against Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes.

Bryan Kocis may be a decapitated flambeed rotting corpse, but that hasn’t stopped him from using his access to The Luzerne County Court of Common Pleas to harass people.

The Fact That DEAD Bryan Kocis is still using The Luzerne County Court of Common Pleas to terrorize people PROVES that ANYBODY WHO KNEW BRYAN KOCIS had to know that there was no way to STOP Bryan Kocis.

Those of us following The Bryan Kocis Murder Scandal are just now getting a very very clear picture of THIS THING That Was Bryan Kocis. Those of us following The Bryan Kocis Murder Scandal are just now realizing that Nothing Was Going To Stop Bryan Kocis. Decapitating Bryan Kocis, Flambeeing Bryan Kocis and, Stabbing Bryan Kocis 28 times has only managed to slow Bryan Kocis down a bit.

Anybody who knew Bryan Kocis well had to know that there was no way to STOP Bryan Kocis, that it was only possible to DIVERT THAT THING BRYAN KOCIS onto someone else.

I submit to you that Diverting Bryan Kocis onto Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes was probably the only known way for A Certain Someone to actually EVER get away from Bryan Kocis.

Of course, as any fool can see, Bryan Kocis WILL get back to A Certain Someone is time. THE ONLY REASON Bryan Kocis hasn’t sue Sean Lockhart is because Lockhart is not yet under the jurisdiction of The Luzerne County Court of Common Pleas. Once Lockhart is arrested and extradited to Luzerne County, Bryan Kocis will have a “wrongful death” lawsuit and lawsuit related to his old trademark claims waiting for Lockhart.

Alien vs Predator vs Luzerne County

April 20, 2008 in Bryan Kocis The Thing by Bryan-Kocis-The-Thing

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EXCLUSIVE: The Bitchless Blog has just learned that The Feds have decided on an Alternate way of Cleansing Luzerne County Pennsyvlania.

Yes, you are reading it here for the first time in this Bitchless Blog Exclusive …

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A Federal Agent who asked not to be identified informed The Bitchless Blog that THE FEDs concluded that it would take TOO MUCH TIME AND MONEY to indict and prosecute all of the people that needed to be indicted and prosecuted in Luzerne County so, The Feds have decided to TURN LUZERNE COUNTY OVER TO THE ALIENS AND THE PREDATORS and then, NUKE THE SITE FROM SPACE!

The Only Fly in the Ointment is The Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Morphed To Eight-Legged Freak.

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IF The Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Morphed To Eight-Legged Freak is still in Luzerne County AND The Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Morphed To Eight-Legged Freak manages to INFECT both The Aliens and The Predators (like it did them dogs in the movie) THEN, The Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Morphed To Eight-Legged Freak will be 1,000 times more powerful and deadly than it is now.

Based on last available information, The Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Morphed To Eight-Legged Freak was hidding out in Arizona pretending to be dead until Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes are convicted and executed but, there is a Possibility that The Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Morphed To Eight-Legged Freak is now in Luzerne County to launch a COUNTER-ASSAULT against The Aliens and The Predators in an attempt protect his/its cronies in Luzerne County.

Will The Fed’s Luzerne County Cleansing Plan work, or ,

Will The Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Morphed To Eight-Legged Freak end up crusing through space in Alien Spacecraft molesting 15 year old boys across the Universe?

STAY TUNED TO THE BITCHLESS BLOG!

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Outer Luzerne County Auditions

April 8, 2008 in Bryan Kocis The Thing by Bryan-Kocis-The-Thing

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As I mentioned in my previous post, Some No Talent Gay Porn Director tried to steal my script for It Came From Outer Luzerne County – Bryan Kocis The True Story.

I guess “No Talent Gay Porn Director” doesn’t really narrow down the list of possible gay porn directors in SF, does it? Ha Ha Ha Ha. I Kid. I Kid. I kid the Gay Porn Directors.

Soooos, seeing as how Beauches are already trying to steal my script, I’ve started auditioning Gay Couples for the parts of The Two Gay Porn Attackers who chop off Bryan Kocis’ head only to discover that Bryan Kocis is The Thing, when Kocis Head sprouts eight legs and runs away.

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Here are the Couples I’ve Fu… , err auditioned so far:

James & Rocky

Cody & Kenny

Cody & Taylor

Cody Springs & Rocky

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It Came From Outer Luzerne County

April 8, 2008 in Bryan Kocis The Thing by Bryan-Kocis-The-Thing

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I just had to SHUT DOWN this Gay Adult Video Company in San Franciso that was trying to steal my script for It Came From Outer Luzerne County – Bryan Kocis The True Story.

As faithful readers of The Bitchless Blog know, after the home invasion thingy where Bryan Kocis and his wife were attacked by two Gay Porn Attackers while Kocis was typing a letter to his fifteen year old boyfriend, one of the two gay porn attackers chopped off Bryan Kocis’ head only to witness the severed head sprout eight legs and run away. Yes, the Gay Porn Attackers discovered that Bryan Kocis Is The Thing. Bryan “The Thing” Kocis was then secretly shipped out of Luzerne County to Arizona. Kocis was told by Luzerne County Prosecutors to keep a low profile. However, after going 4 whole hours without having sex with a 15 year old boy, Bryan “The Thing” Kocis couldn’t control himself and he gave birth to eight legged freak spawn that attacked some 15 year old boys playing in the desert on motorbikes.

I copyrighted and trademarked the appropriate stuff associated with my movie idea for It Came From Outer Luzerne County. So, as I said, I had to SHUT DOWN them gay porn beauches in SF who were trying to make a movie using my script. That’s what I did, I shut’em down.

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Bryan Kocis Murder Was Video Taped

January 9, 2008 in Bryan Kocis The Thing by Bryan-Kocis-The-Thing

EXCLUSIVE: The Bitchless Blog ™ has obtained exclusive video tape of the murder of Bryan Kocis.

As you will see from the video tape below, Bryan Kocis was home in his study typing a letter to his 15 year old boyfriend while his wife was in the living room reading a book titled: “How To Tell If Your Husband Is Into Underaged Boys?”.

When suddenly, there was a knock at the door. Bryan Kocis’ wife went to the door and when she opened the door, she was over-powered by …

The Evil, The Vicious, The Hung, The Down Right Wicked
Marlow Cuadra and his Droogs

Again, as you will see from the tape, Marlow Cuadra and his Droogs ganged Kocis’ wife before turning on Bryan Kocis’ TV to The Food Channel for the recipe for Child Molester Flambee.

Marlow refused to talk to the police when the police captured [b]Marlow Cuadra[/b] in an early morning raid of a gay gang bang at Marlow’s Miami Beach Home, Marlow said: “I know The Law You Bastards!”

Burning Man in Luzerne County January 24 2008

December 27, 2007 in Bryan Kocis The Thing by Bryan-Kocis-The-Thing

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Patterned after the famous Burning Man Festival in Black Rock City, Nevada, The Burning Man Festival in Luzerne County is described by organizers as an experiment in community, radical self-expression, and radical self-reliance. Burning Man Luzerne County ends on January 24th, at 7:30 pm with the ritual of burning a large wooden sculpture of a Decapitated Man

DATE: January 18, 2008 through January 24, 2008

LOCATION: 60 Midland Drive, Dallas Township, Luzerne County

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Auction Last Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Costume

October 24, 2007 in Bryan Kocis The Thing by Bryan-Kocis-The-Thing

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Auction Alert

To help with the Legal Defense Fund for Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes, The Bitchless Blog will be auctoning off our Last Severed Heard of Bryan Kocis Costume.

As you can see, the costume in question is the popular Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Morphed to Eight-Legged Freak Spider version, we had eight versions of the “Severed Heads of Bryan Kocis” based the shapes Bryan Kocis took when he was The Thing in John Carpenter’s movie of the same name.

Come Halloween Day (Sean Lockhart’s Birthday), do you really want to be the only Gay on the Block without a Severed Head of Bryan Kocis?

And For Those of You In San Diego, can you imagine the look of shock on Sean Lockhart’s face if you walked up to him dressed as the Severed Head of Bryan Kocis? You could say something like: “Sign that contract, you little beauch!”. Oh,

It will be jolly good fun for all involved.

Constant Craving Sean Lockhart

September 26, 2007 in Bryan Kocis The Thing by Bryan-Kocis-The-Thing

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I’ve sampled 17 year old boys from around the world butt, there is just something about That Sean Lockhart. I don’t know. It’s just … It’s just a Constant Craving. Oh Shit! I hope I don’t lose my head again.

Spawn of the Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Attack

September 26, 2007 in Bryan Kocis The Thing by Bryan-Kocis-The-Thing

What would YOU expect from the Eight Legged Freak Spawn of the Severed Head of Bryan Kocis (Morphed to Eight Legged Freak Spider)?

Yep, The Eight Legged Freak Spawn of the Severed Head of Bryan Kocis (Morphed to Eight Legged Freak Spider) go straight for the 15 year old boys on motor bikes)

Eight Legged Freaks is a 2002 horror/comedy film directed by Ellory Elkayem and starring David Arquette and Kari Wührer. The plot concerns a collection of spiders who are exposed to a chemical that makes them grow to a gigantic size. It has been called “a B-Movie with A-Movie special effects. wikipedia

Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Costumes Sold Out for Halloween

September 24, 2007 in Bryan Kocis The Thing by Bryan-Kocis-The-Thing

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Exclusive: Costume stores all over New York City are reporting that they are sold out of Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Costumes. There appears to be a particulary high demand for the Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Morphed to Eight Legged Freak Spider Costumes.

Yeah, we had about 3,000 Costumes of the Severed Head of Bryan Kocis because we anticpated that there might be a big demand. But, we had no idea the demand for Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Costumes would be as huge as it turned out to be. Costume Store Clerk.

There are resports coming out on the net that “A Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Costume” reached $5,000 in bidding on Ebay.

I think it is just awful that these vile Homosexuals are disrepecting the brutal murder and decapitation of one of Luzerne County’s finest citizens. The Severed Head those vile homosexuals are making fun of belonged to a Respected Luzerne County Business man who was running a legal business. Kocis just has a little thing for 15 year old boys. So what? Hell, don’t we all have our demons? Indicted Luzerne County Judge.