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EXCLUSIVE: The Bitchless Blog has just learned that The Feds have decided on an Alternate way of Cleansing Luzerne County Pennsyvlania.

Yes, you are reading it here for the first time in this Bitchless Blog Exclusive …

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A Federal Agent who asked not to be identified informed The Bitchless Blog that THE FEDs concluded that it would take TOO MUCH TIME AND MONEY to indict and prosecute all of the people that needed to be indicted and prosecuted in Luzerne County so, The Feds have decided to TURN LUZERNE COUNTY OVER TO THE ALIENS AND THE PREDATORS and then, NUKE THE SITE FROM SPACE!

The Only Fly in the Ointment is The Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Morphed To Eight-Legged Freak.

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IF The Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Morphed To Eight-Legged Freak is still in Luzerne County AND The Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Morphed To Eight-Legged Freak manages to INFECT both The Aliens and The Predators (like it did them dogs in the movie) THEN, The Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Morphed To Eight-Legged Freak will be 1,000 times more powerful and deadly than it is now.

Based on last available information, The Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Morphed To Eight-Legged Freak was hidding out in Arizona pretending to be dead until Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes are convicted and executed but, there is a Possibility that The Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Morphed To Eight-Legged Freak is now in Luzerne County to launch a COUNTER-ASSAULT against The Aliens and The Predators in an attempt protect his/its cronies in Luzerne County.

Will The Fed’s Luzerne County Cleansing Plan work, or ,

Will The Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Morphed To Eight-Legged Freak end up crusing through space in Alien Spacecraft molesting 15 year old boys across the Universe?

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