It Came From Outer Luzerne County
April 8, 2008 in Bryan Kocis The Thing by Bryan-Kocis-The-Thing
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<br>Severed Head of Bryan “The Thing” Kocis<br>Morphed to Eight Legged Freak</center>
I just had to SHUT DOWN this Gay Adult Video Company in San Franciso that was trying to steal my script for It Came From Outer Luzerne County – Bryan Kocis The True Story.
As faithful readers of The Bitchless Blog know, after the home invasion thingy where Bryan Kocis and his wife were attacked by two Gay Porn Attackers while Kocis was typing a letter to his fifteen year old boyfriend, one of the two gay porn attackers chopped off Bryan Kocis’ head only to witness the severed head sprout eight legs and run away. Yes, the Gay Porn Attackers discovered that Bryan Kocis Is The Thing. Bryan “The Thing” Kocis was then secretly shipped out of Luzerne County to Arizona. Kocis was told by Luzerne County Prosecutors to keep a low profile. However, after going 4 whole hours without having sex with a 15 year old boy, Bryan “The Thing” Kocis couldn’t control himself and he gave birth to eight legged freak spawn that attacked some 15 year old boys playing in the desert on motorbikes.
I copyrighted and trademarked the appropriate stuff associated with my movie idea for It Came From Outer Luzerne County. So, as I said, I had to SHUT DOWN them gay porn beauches in SF who were trying to make a movie using my script. That’s what I did, I shut’em down.
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