Six Legged Kocis Head Terrorizing Gay Adult Video Industry</center>
EXCLUSIVE. Shocking Absoutely Shocking News out of Luzerne County.

As we reported previously, Bryan Kocis’ severed head was being kept alive in Luzerne County Hospital with the hope that it would testify on behalf of The Defense in the murder trial of Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes.

Well, I think we can all forget about Kocis Head testifying at anybody’s trial …

Two doctors and a nurse are dead in Luzerne County Hospital after Kocis Head sprouted six legs and devoured them.

Bryan Kocis is The Thing.

That Thang everyone thought was Bryan Kocis is actually A Killer Organism from Space that can devour and mimic any living creature on earth.

Our sources on The West Coast have informed us that Six Legged Killer Kocis Head has already made its way to San Francisco and is terrorizing the Gay Adult Video Industry concentrated in that town.

Yeah, I saw Kocis Head eat out Jason Crew then, I heard it ask some guy how to get to Sean Lockhart’s House. It was some scary shit, man. Innocent By-stander in San Diego.

Our Prayers go out to the family of Poor Jason Crew, yet another victim of [b]The Thing[/b]