Newsflash: Bryan Kocis’ Head is STILL ALIVE

July 25, 2007 in Bryan Kocis The Thing by Bryan-Kocis-The-Thing

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EXCLUSIVE.

The Bitchless Blog has just received startling information that Bryan Charles Kocis’ Head is STILL ALIVE and, it is looking like KOCIS HEAD will testify at the murder trials for Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes for the defense.

After a Luzerne County Assistant Attorney publicly disclosed that Bryan Kocis was decapitated on or about January 24, 2007, The Bitchless Blog did some undercover investigative work with KNOWN VOLUNTEER firemen in Luzerne County. One young volunteer fireman with a shinny new video camera ADMITTED that he found Bryan Kocis’ Head still alive and moaning when the volunteer firemen arrived at Bryan Kocis burning house. The Young Volunteer Fireman said he packed Kocis Head in ice and rushed it to the Luzerne County hospital where Kocis Head was put on life support. Kocis Head remained in a coma until last Monday, therefore, Kocis Head wasn’t able to help investigators discover the REAL ATTACKER in the Bryan Kocis Scandal.

Yeah, Kocis Head was definitely still alive. Kocis Head asked me if I ever wanted to do gay bareback videos and it tried to lick my ass when I turned and bent over to pick up my ax. I was gonna smash it with with a shovel but, my boss said I had to take Kocis Head to the Hospital Un-named Volunteer Luzerne County Fireman.

Early Monday Morning, Defense Attorneys were able to speak to KOCIS HEAD and they have confirmed that Kocis Head WILL testify that Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes were never in his house and did not SEVER him from his body.

The simple fact that Kocis Head is still alive and trying to lick volunteer firemen booty should be enough in itself to get all charges against Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes dismissed Attorney for Joseph Kerekes.

The Bitchless Blog will of course have more news on this Bombshell as it become available. Currently, Kocis Head is said to be mumbling something about Dale Evans taking the knife away from Roy Rogers. We have no idea what THAT means.