As Soon as I read in The Citizens Voice that Bryan Kocis owned the rights to Sean Lockhart (adult site), I got on the telephone, called Bryan Kocis heirs and,

<center>I bought the rights to Sean Lockhart for $39.52</center>

I now own the rights to Sean Lockhart. Sean Lockhart is my property. And, guess what?

I’ve decided to wrap Sean Lockhart up in a nice bow and Fed-Ex him to Harlow for Harlow’s Christmas present.

I don’t think Harlow is allowed to have pets in prison so, look for Freeharlowcuadra.com to auction off Sean Lockhart on Ebay to help raise money for Harlow’s legal defense fund.

Oh! and, ha ha ha ha,

Sean Lockhart still doesn’t know that I’m going to be Stan the Merman in Another Gay Movie – The Sequel. Lockhart’s silly performance is going to end up on the cutting room floor. Ha Ha Ha Ha!