Outer Luzerne County Auditions

April 8, 2008 in Bryan Kocis The Thing by Bryan-Kocis-The-Thing

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As I mentioned in my previous post, Some No Talent Gay Porn Director tried to steal my script for It Came From Outer Luzerne County – Bryan Kocis The True Story.

I guess “No Talent Gay Porn Director” doesn’t really narrow down the list of possible gay porn directors in SF, does it? Ha Ha Ha Ha. I Kid. I Kid. I kid the Gay Porn Directors.

Soooos, seeing as how Beauches are already trying to steal my script, I’ve started auditioning Gay Couples for the parts of The Two Gay Porn Attackers who chop off Bryan Kocis’ head only to discover that Bryan Kocis is The Thing, when Kocis Head sprouts eight legs and runs away.

<center>IPB Image <br> Alex & Jordan </center>
Here are the Couples I’ve Fu… , err auditioned so far:

James & Rocky

Cody & Kenny

Cody & Taylor

Cody Springs & Rocky

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