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Scientists have conclusive linked
giant webbing found over the weekend in a Texas Park to
the eight legged severed head of Bryan "The
Thing" Kocis.

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[i]WILLS POINT — The staff at Lake
Tawakoni State Park is jokingly calling this weekend
Spiderfest … But after the flurry of attention the park
received from as far away as England and Australia for
the massive spider web that was discovered there,
Spidermania may be more like it.[/i]. href="http://www.star-telegram.com/228/story/220135.html">Star-Telegram

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As faithful readers of The Bitchless
Blog know, back in July, Luzerne County Officials
discovered that Bryan Charles Kocis was [b]The Thing[/b]
when the severed head of Bryan Charles Kocis sprouted
eight legs, flew to San Franscisco and proceeded to
rampage its way through the smorgasboard of assorted
tasty gay pornstars and male strippers located in that
city.

Obviously, the Eight Legged Severed Head of Bryan Kocis
somehow made its way from San Diego (where it was last
seen) to Texas.

[i]Yeah, when we discovered that eight 15
year old boys had been snared in this stuff, we concluded
that the giant webbing had to be the work of the Eight
Legged Severed Head of Bryan Kocis. I mean, what else but
the Eight Legged Severed Head of Bryan Kocis could spin
webbing custom designed to snare 15 year old boys?[/i]
Scientist Dave Fredericks.

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While the Eight Legged Severed Head of Bryan Kocis
has so far eaten out 15 gay pornstars and endangered the
lives of about 25 15 year boys who were severely
dehydrated after they had spent about 8 days in the
giant webbing, Luzerne County Officials are refusing to
call for military help to kill The Severed Head of Bryan
Kocis or to join Texas Officials in issuing a nationwide
alert to the public.

[i]The Eight Legged Severed Head
of Bryan Kocis is An Executive engaged in a [b]Legal
Business[/b]. We will prosecute any and everybody who: (
a ) attempts to harm the Eight Legged Severed Head of
Bryan Kocis; or ( b ) attempts to in any way interfere
with The Eight Legged Severed Head of Bryan Kocis snaring
boys to perform in gay bareback videos.[/i] Luzerne County PA