<center><br>Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Morphed to Eight Legged Freak Spider</center>
Exclusive: Costume stores all over New York City are reporting that they are sold out of Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Costumes. There appears to be a particulary high demand for the Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Morphed to Eight Legged Freak Spider Costumes.

Yeah, we had about 3,000 Costumes of the Severed Head of Bryan Kocis because we anticpated that there might be a big demand. But, we had no idea the demand for Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Costumes would be as huge as it turned out to be. Costume Store Clerk.

There are resports coming out on the net that “A Severed Head of Bryan Kocis Costume” reached $5,000 in bidding on Ebay.

I think it is just awful that these vile Homosexuals are disrepecting the brutal murder and decapitation of one of Luzerne County’s finest citizens. The Severed Head those vile homosexuals are making fun of belonged to a Respected Luzerne County Business man who was running a legal business. Kocis just has a little thing for 15 year old boys. So what? Hell, don’t we all have our demons? Indicted Luzerne County Judge.